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1. For good and valuable consideration, the sufficiency of which is acknowledged by you and the Company, you hereby agree to become a subscriber to HandjobPorno.com, and agree to be bound by all the terms and conditions set forth in this agreement (the "Agreement"). The parties to this Agreement are you, the Subscriber, and HandjobPorno.com. Subject to the terms and conditions set forth in this Agreement, the Company agrees to provide to you all the privileges of subscription to HandjobPorno.com available to a Subscriber in good standing. This Agreement is subject to change by Company at any time, and changes are effective upon notice to the Subscriber by e-mail, posting at or via hyperlink to HandjobPorno.com, or by mail.

    

2. ALL MATERIALS, INCLUDING MESSAGES, AND OTHER COMMUNICATIONS, CONTAINED AT HandjobPorno.com ARE INTENDED FOR DISTRIBUTION EXCLUSIVELY TO CONSENTING ADULTS IN LOCATIONS WHERE THE MATERIALS, MESSAGES AND OTHER COMMUNICATIONS CONTAINED AT HandjobPorno.com DO NOT VIOLATE ANY COMMUNITY STANDARDS OR ANY FEDERAL, STATE OR LOCAL LAW OR REGULATION OF THE UNITED STATES OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY. NO PERSONS UNDER THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN (18) YEARS MAY DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY VIEW OR POSSESS ANY OF THE CONTENTS OF HandjobPorno.com OR PLACE ANY ORDERS FOR ANY GOODS OR SERVICES ADVERTISED AT OR IN HandjobPorno.com. YOU HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MATERIALS PRESENTED AT AND/OR DOWNLOADABLE FROM HandjobPorno.com INCLUDE EXPLICIT VISUAL, AUDIO, AND/OR TEXTUAL DEPICTIONS OF NUDITY AND HETEROSEXUAL, BI-SEXUAL, AND/OR TRANSEXUAL SITUATIONS OF A SEXUAL NATURE, THAT YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MATERIALS OF THIS KIND, AND THAT YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED BY SUCH MATERIALS.

   YOU HEREBY FURTHER AFFIRM AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY OVER THE AGE OF EIGHTEEN YEARS AND ARE CAPABLE OF LAWFULLY ENTERING INTO THIS AGREEMENT.

    

3. I acknowledge and agree that all materials contained at HandjobPorno.com are proprietary and constitute valuable intellectual property. I acknowledge and agree that as such, I may only access, view, download, receive and otherwise use the materials available at HandjobPorno.com only as authorized by the Company. I agree that I shall at no time access, view, download, receive or otherwise use, or cause or enable others to access, view, download, receive or otherwise use materials, directly or indirectly in places which the Company does not authorize such access, viewing, downloading, receipt or other use. I hereby acknowledge and agree that no materials from any parts of HandjobPorno.com are authorized, and no materials are intended, by the Company to be accessed, viewed, downloaded or used by, or transmitted, broadcast or otherwise disseminated to any person or entity located in any and all areas prohibited by law. I agree that any and all unauthorized access, viewing, downloading, receipt, duplication or other use of materials from HandjobPorno.com, in which I am directly or indirectly involved, including, but not limited to accessing, viewing, downloading, receiving or other use of materials in PROHIBITED AREAS in any manner shall constitute intentional infringement(s) of HandjobPorno.com's and potentially other's intellectual property rights and other rights in such materials and shall further constitute a violation of HandjobPorno.com's trademark and other rights, including, but not limited to, rights of privacy.

    

4. I agree to be personally liable and fully indemnify HandjobPorno.com for any and all damages directly, indirectly and/or consequentially resulting from my attempted or actual unauthorized downloading or other duplication of materials from HandjobPorno.com alone, or with or under the authority of, any other person(s), including, without limitation, any governmental agency(ies), wherein such damages include, without limitation, all direct and consequential damages directly or indirectly resulting from unauthorized downloading of materials from HandjobPorno.com including, but not limited to, damages resulting from loss of revenue, loss of property, fines, attorney's fees and costs, including, without limitation, damages resulting from prosecution and/or governmentally imposed seizure(s), forfeiture(s), and/or injunction(s).

    

5. Some or all of the following fees and charges may be incurred by the Subscriber:

   a. Subscription Fees. The Subscriber is responsible for paying periodic subscription fees according to the then-current billing terms. Subscription fees are non-refundable; and you must be 18 years of age or older to receive a membership to HandjobPorno.com. For your convenience and satisfaction, all memberships will automatically renew upon expiration unless your subscription is cancelled at least 24 hours prior to expiration. The cost of renewal will not exceed monthly membership costs at time of members' initial subscription. Cost of renewal will not be affected by any increase in HandjobPorno.com subscription rates. $2.95 3-day trial and/or $29.83 for 30 days then $29.83 recurring every 30 days. All membership cancellations can take place by visiting our MEMBER SERVICES area.

   b. Other fees and/or charges for goods and services ordered at, through and/or from HandjobPorno.com and its licensees.

    

6. Subscriptions may not be assigned or transferred to any other person or entity. Subscriber must promptly inform Company of the following: changes in the expiration date of any credit card used in connection with HandjobPorno.com; changes in home or billing address; and apparent breaches of security, such as loss, theft, or unauthorized disclosure or use of an ID or password. Until Company is notified, by conventional mail, web site form, or by telephone to HandjobPorno.com's Customer Service Department at (888) 968-5834, during normal business hours of a breach in security, the Subscriber will remain liable for any unauthorized use of HandjobPorno.com. Upon request, Subscribers will be given access to billing records that support charges for use of the HandjobPorno.com.

    

7. Payment for the services provided to you at and/or through HandjobPorno.com may be made by automatic credit card or check debit and you hereby authorize Company and its agents to transact such payments on your behalf. You agree not to report as lost or stolen any credit card which you have used in conjunction with payment to HandjobPorno.com, or as unauthorized any charge by HandjobPorno.com, for any goods or services, including subscription, for which you do not have good reason to believe is, in fact, lost, stolen or unauthorized. You hereby agree that any such fraudulent reporting of a lost or stolen credit card used to obtain goods or services from HandjobPorno.com or any fraudulent reporting of an unauthorized charge to HandjobPorno.com on your credit card which has been made by you or anyone under your authority, at a time when a charge or other obligation for payment for goods and/or services to HandjobPorno.com remains outstanding at the time of such fraudulent reporting, you shall be liable to HandjobPorno.com for liquidated damages of $25,000.00. The liability for liquidated damages specified in this Paragraph shall not limit any other liability you may have for breach(es) of any other terms, conditions, promises and warranties set forth in this Agreement.

    

8. Subscription to HandjobPorno.com may be terminated at any time, and without cause, by either Company or Subscriber upon notification of the other by electronic or conventional mail, or by telephone. You agree to be personally liable for all charges incurred by you during or through the use of HandjobPorno.com. Your liability for such charges shall continue after termination of your membership for any reason.

    

9. Subscribers are responsible for providing all personal computer and communications equipment necessary to gain access to HandjobPorno.com. Access to and use of HandjobPorno.com is through the use of a password. Each Subscriber must keep his password strictly confidential. For security reasons, HandjobPorno.com will not release passwords. Unauthorized access to HandjobPorno.com is a breach of this Agreement and a violation of law.

    

10. Subject to the terms and conditions set forth herein, HandjobPorno.com hereby grants you a limited, non-exclusive and non-transferrable license to use graphic files, audio files, video files, text, hyperlinks, interlinks, search engines, and other software associated with authorized Subscriber use of HandjobPorno.com which Company provides ("Materials") during the period in which you are a current Subscriber in good standing. You may use the Materials only in accordance with the terms and conditions of your membership, only on one computer at a time and, if downloadable copies of the Materials are made available by HandjobPorno.com, you may make only a single copy of such Materials for your personal use and enjoyment. You may not remove any propriety notices from Materials at any time. You may make no use of Materials not expressly authorized herein or by prior express written authorization from Company. Prohibited uses, include, without limitation: (1) permitting other individuals to directly or indirectly use the Materials; (2) modifying, translating, reverse engineering, decompiling, disassembling the Materials (except to the extent applicable laws specifically prohibit such restriction); (3) making copies or creating derivative works based on the Materials except as provided herein; (4) renting, leasing, or transferring any rights in the Materials; (5) removing any proprietary notices or labels on the Materials; and (6) making any other use of the Materials. This license does not grant you any rights to any software enhancements or updates of any kind.

     

11. Except for public domain material or material otherwise licensed to Company for electronic dissemination, all Materials displayed at or otherwise available through HandjobPorno.com are proprietary, and, except for initial downloading, may not be copied, redistributed, or downloaded, in whole or in part, without the prior written authorization of Company. All editions of HandjobPorno.com, and all Materials and other matter used directly or indirectly in, at, by, through and/or with HandjobPorno.com are protected by the copyright laws of the United States, international copyright treaties and other laws and regulations. All rights are reserved. All intellectual property and other rights in and to the Materials and other matter at HandjobPorno.com shall at all times remain in Company, its parent(s), subsidiary(ies), licensee(s) and assign(s). All intellectual property and other rights in and to any intellectual property content accessed through the Materials is the property of the applicable content owner, which may be the Company, its parent(s), subsidiary or subsidiaries, licensee(s) and assign(s), or others, and may be protected by applicable copyright and/or other laws. The limited and non-exclusive license granted to you herein grants to you no rights to use such content except as set forth herein. This license will immediately terminate automatically if you fail to comply with the limitations described herein, breach any other provision of this Agreement, cease, for any reason, to be a Subscriber in good standing, or are notified of its termination by the Company or its authorized agent(s). You agree that upon such termination, you will immediately destroy all copies of the Materials in your possession.

     

12. You agree that Materials and all other services provided to you by Company are provided on an "AS IS" basis, without warranties of any kind, including without limitation the warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose and non-infringement. The entire risk as to the quality and performance of the Materials and all services provided by Company is borne by you. Should the Materials or any other service provided by Company prove defective and/or cause any damage to your computer or inconvenience to you, you, and not Company, assume the entire cost and all damages which may result from any and all such defects. This disclaimer of warranty constitutes an essential part of the Agreement. Some states do not allow exclusions of an implied warranty, so this disclaimer may not apply to you and you may have other legal rights that vary from state to state or by jurisdiction. Under no circumstances and under no cause of action or legal theory, shall Company, its suppliers, licensees, resellers, or other subscribers, or their suppliers, licensees, resellers or subscribers be liable to you or any other person for any indirect, special, incidental, or consequential damages of any character including, without limitation, damages for loss goodwill, work stoppage, computer failure or malfunction, or any and all other commercial damages resulting from any use of Materials or other use of HandjobPorno.com.

     

13. Company does not screen or endorse advertisements or communications submitted to HandjobPorno.com by third-party licensees, advertisers, or subscribers for electronic dissemination through HandjobPorno.com. Subscribers are therefore advised to use their own judgment to evaluate all advertisements and other communications available at or through the use of HandjobPorno.com prior to purchasing goods and/or services described at HandjobPorno.com or otherwise responding to any communication at HandjobPorno.com.

     

14. Any liability of Company, including without limitation any failure of performance, error, omission, interruption, deletion, defect, delay in operation or transmission, communications line failure, theft or destruction or unauthorized access to, alteration of, or use of records, whether for breach of contract, tortious behavior, negligence, or under any other cause or action, shall be strictly limited to the amount of membership fee paid by or on behalf of the subscriber to Company for the preceding month. Some states do not allow the limitation or exclusion of liability for incidental or consequential damages, so the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you.

     

15. Company is not liable for damages resulting from disseminating, failing to disseminate, or incorrectly or inaccurately disseminating any Materials, data, advertisement or other communication at or through HandjobPorno.com.

     

16. No warranty is made by Company regarding any information, services, Materials or products provided through or in connection with the HandjobPorno.com, and Company hereby expressly disclaims any and all warranties, including without limitation: 1) any warranties as to the availability, accuracy, or content of Materials, information, products, or services; 2) any warranties of merchantability or fitness for a particular purpose. Some states do not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so the above exclusion may not apply to you.

     

17. "HandjobPorno.com" is a service mark of HandjobPorno.com, INCORPORATED. All rights are reserved.

     

18. All materials included at HandjobPorno.com are for the private use by Subscribers only. No other uses are intended by the Company and any other use is strictly prohibited.

     

19. If the Company should at any time provide any service which enables Subscribers to communicate with or otherwise share information with other Subscribers or persons providing any kind or service to Subscribers, you agree not to submit, publish, display, disseminate, or otherwise communicate any defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, threatening, offensive, or illegal material while connected to or otherwise directly or indirectly using HandjobPorno.com or other services provided to you by Company. Transmission of such material or any material that violates any federal, state, or local law in the United States or anywhere else in the world, is strictly prohibited and shall constitute a material breach of this Agreement entitling Company to immediately terminate all rights to access to HandjobPorno.com. You are solely responsible for all information which you submit, publish, display, disseminate or otherwise communicate through HandjobPorno.com even if a claim should arise after termination of service. If the Company provides any such service described herein, you agree that all messages and other communications by you shall be deemed to be readily accessible to all other Subscribers who are authorized to access HandjobPorno.com and agree that all such messages and other communications shall not be deemed to be private or secure. Regardless of whether the Company provides any type of service described herein, you agree that you have hereby been informed and noticed that any and all messages and other communications which you submit to Company directly or through HandjobPorno.com can be read by the operators and/or other agents of Company, whether or not they are the intended recipient(s).

     

20. Notices from HandjobPorno.com to Subscribers may be given by means of e-mail, by general posting on HandjobPorno.com, or by conventional mail. Communications from you to the Company may be made by e-mail, conventional mail or telephone. All questions, complaints, or notices to HandjobPorno.com may be sent in the following manner:

     

    a. by means of the web site form; or

    b. by telephone to HandjobPorno.com's Customer Service Department during normal business hours to 888-968-5834.

     

21. This Agreement contains the entire agreement between the Subscriber and Company regarding Subscribers' use of HandjobPorno.com, Materials and all materials directly and indirectly related thereto. This Agreement supersedes all prior written and oral understandings, writings, and representations and may only be amended upon notice by Company. This Agreement shall be governed by and construed under the laws of the State of California and the United States as applied to agreements between California state residents entered into and to be performed within the State of California, except as governed by Federal law. The application of the United Nations Convention of Contracts for the International Sale of Goods is expressly excluded. If any provision of this Agreement is held to be unenforceable for any reason, such provision shall be reformed only to the extent necessary to make it enforceable. Unless otherwise explicitly stated, the provisions of this Agreement shall surviveits termination.

    YOU HEREBY AFFIRM THAT YOU HAVE READ THIS ENTIRE AGREEMENT AND AGREE TO ALL ITS TERMS AND CONDITIONS BY CLICKING WHERE INDICATED BELOW AND BY AUTHORIZING THE USE OF YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR PAYMENT OF CHARGES AND FEES FOR YOUR OBTAINING A SUBSCRIPTION TO HandjobPorno.com.

    SELECT "I AGREE" TO INDICATE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT IN ITS ENTIRETY, UNDERSTAND ITS TERMS, CONSENT TO ALL THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN THE MEMBERSHIP AGREEMENT, REPRESENT AND WARRANT THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY OVER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS AND UNDERSTAND THAT MATERIALS PRESENTED AT HandjobPorno.com INCLUDE NUDITY, VISUAL AND AUDIO PRESENTATIONS OF SEXUAL SITUATIONS AND ADULT LANGUAGE.

    IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO ALL OF THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS SET FORTH IN THIS AGREEMENT, ARE NOT OVER 18 YEARS OF AGE, OR ARE IN AN UNAUTHORIZED DOWNLOADING LOCATION, SELECT THE "I DO NOT AGREE".

     

    RETURN POLICY

    1.7.       TRIAL AND MONTHLY MEMBERSHIPS; FEES; CANCELLATION. By accepting the trial membership to Website and by accessing the content of Website You authorize the charges set forth below and agree to the following terms and conditions:

     

    1.1.7.1.                 Your trial membership will entitle You full access of Website for 3 DAYS (depending on which payment method You are using) starting on the day You submit Your trial membership application to Website.

     

    1.2.7.2.                 You agree that if You do not send the Company notice of cancellation of Your trial membership at least 1 DAY from the expiration of Your trial membership term, the Company shall automatically and without further notice:  convert Your trial membership to a standard RECURRING MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION to Website at the standard one month membership rate; renew Your monthly membership to Website for successive periods of one month each at the then current standard one month membership rate.

     

    1.3.7.3.                 Subscription and Membership fees to Website are subject to change at any time at the sole and absolute discretion of Company. The official standard membership rates for the Website shall be set forth at the following: $2.95 3-day trial and/or $29.83 for 30 days then $29.83 recurring every 30 days.

     

    1.4.7.4.            TO CANCEL AUTOMATIC RENEWAL AT THE END OF THE PAID TRIAL MEMBERSHIP PERIOD, YOU MUST NOTIFY THE COMPANY AT LEAST ONE DAY PRIOR TO THE END OF THE PAID TRIAL PERIOD, BY CONTACTING THE COMPANY BY E-MAIL, TELEPHONE OR U.S. MAIL (AT THE THEN CURRENT E-MAIL ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBER OR MAILING ADDRESS AS PROVIDED AT http://www.madeinporn.com/customer_support

     

     

    1.5.7.5.                 TO CANCEL YOUR MONTHLY MEMBERSHIP YOU MUST NOTIFY THE COMPANY OF YOUR CANCELLATION BY E-MAIL, TELEPHONE, OR U.S. MAIL (AT THE THEN CURRENT E-MAIL ADDRESS, TELEPHONE NUMBER OR MAILING ADDRESS AS PROVIDED AT http://www.madeinporn.com/customer_support AT 1 DAY BEFORE THE EXPIRATION DATE OF YOUR THEN CURRENT MEMBERSHIP TERM.

     

    1.6.7.6.                 All cancellations received by the Company will be effective upon receipt.

     

    1.7.7.7.                 You hereby acknowledge and agree that if You cancel Your monthly membership, or if Your membership is cancelled by the Company, Your username and password will be removed from the system at the end of the then current monthly membership period and that You will be entitled to receive the full benefits of Your monthly membership until the end of such period. You shall not be entitled to any pro-rated or partial refund if You cancel Your monthly membership before the end of the then current monthly membership period. You agree that if You cancel at any time after purchasing a monthly membership to Website (e.g., 20 minutes after You sign up), You will still be charged the full month's membership fee.

     

    1.8.7.8.                 The Company may, at any time and at its sole discretion, cancel any paid trial membership or monthly membership; provided, however, that if the Company cancels any paid membership prior to its expiration, the Company shall provide a pro-rata refund for the unexpired period of the cancelled month's membership by automatic credit.

     

    1.9.7.9.                 You hereby authorize the Company, its successors, assigns and their credit card and other payment method processing agents to charge Your credit card (which You hereby acknowledge was entered by You into the sign-up page) to pay for Your trial membership fee and all monthly membership fees to Website at the then current standard membership rate. You further authorize the Company to charge Your credit card for any and all purchases of products, services and entertainment available through, at, in or on, or provided by, Website You agree to be personally liable for all charges incurred by You during or through the use of Website. Your liability for such charges shall continue after termination of Your membership.  

     

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